benjamin linus 〉 lost

[overreacted]

character: benjamin linus
canon: lost
strength: ●●●○○

default canon point: post-series
notes: ---

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text; | tfln | idek man, i just wanted to tag him.

[vampiris]

then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word gumption. if they didn't, you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.

text; | tfln

[overreacted]

You'll understand when you're a father.

text; | tfln

[vampiris]

i don't think i need to have offspring in order to understand how far gone the youth of today is.

text; | tfln

[overreacted]

Well of course you don't need them, but it does provide some invaluable insight.

text; | tfln

[vampiris]

which is of no worth to someone like me.

[ SCIENCE IS HIS BABY. and all those patents edison stole. edison stole his kids. stop me before this analogy gets more horrendous. ]

text; | tfln

[overreacted]

Really? I thought maybe you'd want a protege without the rampant copyright theft.

[ ben are you provoking him? why are you provoking him? ]

text; | tfln

[vampiris]

better to have no protégé at all. i am my own legacy.

[ ben. your life choices. stop poking nikola tesla with sticks. genius + vampire + magneto = this will end badly. ]

text; | tfln

[overreacted]

That makes family dinners awful lonely.

[ well, ben is pretty much defined by poor life choices. he's been beaten by plenty of people and yet he just keeps making them. ]

text; | tfln

[vampiris]

that implies that dinner was ever traditional for me. wasn't then and certainly isn't now.

[ get a new hobby, man. take up underwater basket weaving, that's wacky enough to fit your weirdness. ]

text; | tfln

[overreacted]

Well then we'll have to do something about that.

[ you are getting a nice wholesome dinner whether you like it or not, nikola. come to the island for family fun with ben, hugo, and walt. it's magnetic okay i'll stop now. ]

text; | tfln

[vampiris]

i'd rather you not, my friend.

[ but he doesn't eat, ben. this isn't devamped!nikola, it's revamped!nikola. ]

text; | tfln

[overreacted]

Fine, but don't be upset about being left out.